Guess what, players! Fall Guys, the massively successful and fun platform battle royale game, is back in the air now that it’s finally released on the Nintendo Switch and it’s free thanks to Epic Games and everything a bunch of expensive costumes that you used to be able to get for free. And you know what that means, don’t you? A group of unsuspecting kids hook up, ready to be destroyed in games their dirty little hands aren’t prepared for.
Because at the end of the day, Fall Guys is fun – but it’s never quite as fun as the times you beat literal kids with the strategies you learned on a website they’re not allowed to browse. because it contains a lot of jokes with the word “penis” on it. So without further ado, here are five pro-level strats for Fall Guys that you can use if you’re some kind of weirdo looking to put your best foot forward in this kid’s game. You know, until your MMR is high enough that you have to play with other adults.
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Perfect Match is the Fall Guys game where all you have to do is memorize where the fruit is on the ground and then stand on the one the game tells you to stand on. The problem is that kids have very small brains and usually look to whoever is confident and strong to be their leader. They just don’t have the memory skills to remember where three to four flashing fruits are. So what you want to do is work out where you’re supposed to stand, confidently jump onto the wrong tile, and then safely escape at the last second, watching all your followers die. It’s never too early to teach children about the dangers of blindly following a stranger. And you can be that stranger.
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You walk through Whirlygig and see dozens of fools charging into the large yellow fan at the end of the level, only to be thrown violently to the right when unsuccessful. But you’re an adult playing Fall Guys, so you’re old enough to win that game where someone gives you a marshmallow now or two marshmallows if you wait ten minutes. This is why you go immediately to the left, to take the safest path with the three turning circles. Well guess what? You can skip these side circles directly by jumping left, then immediately dipping right to get to this central platform. It’s a fucking pro-level Fall Guys strat if I’ve ever seen one. You go to the Fall Guys championships and you look like Will Ferrell in Elf.
OK, several Fall Guys mathematicians have worked out the numbers to get the perfect Ski Fall run and it’s time for you to reap the benefits by watching a YouTube video that tells you exactly what to do. There are several strategies that involve completely ignoring the first ring of your first race for gold medals and this video is an example. Weak-minded children are not capable of the game theory involved in this level of Fall Guys play. They’ll see you walk past that first ring and think “Well, that guy’s an idiot” until the moment they’re kicked out because they can’t even do simple addition yet and you once knew how to do math , although it’s true, it’s been a very long time since you had to do it in high school. You remember something about derivatives. Either way, the kids in this Fall Guys round are jealous of your skill.
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According to the guy in this video, you can jump on one of those snowball makers at Freezy Peak and jump straight to the end of the level. Personally, I haven’t tried to because I’m just trying to have fun with my friends. But if you want to sweat enough at Fall Guys to learn that kind of shit, you can grind Freezy Peak until you make it your little female dog. Kids will think you’re a hacker if they’re old enough to already understand the concept of cheating. Many children won’t even know they’ve lost the game; Their parents queue them up to play another round as soon as they lose and they think it’s just a thing you run into until time runs out. But the important thing is that you won. You deserved this hot dog costume.
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If you really want to terrorize the kids in Fall Guys, you can simply automatically win Tail Tag by diving so often that it’s impossible to catch yourself. A little screwed up, to be honest. It doesn’t even look fun. It might even be considered cruel and unusual in some countries, because doing this to a child could ruin their brain to the point that they will never be able to hold a steady job as an adult. It’s probably bad. But who cares ? You have a tail and you can’t be tagged. Enjoy your crown, mate. You are the lord of the flies.
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