Did you spend the holidays on the Christmas movie?

cThe greatest time of the year The greatest time of the year has gifted humanity some truly awful things over the past 2022 years. Boiled sprouts. The Brexit debates around the dinner table. Mrs. Brown’s children Specials. But very few make it to the most dramatic depths of rock bottom this holiday season: the sight and voice of Cameron Diaz in the 2006 romantic comedy Holiday He praises a drunken performance of “Mr. Brightside” from The Killers.

This is usually the exclusive domain of novice parents, and is usually an expression of their lack of discerning taste in music. in a HolidayIt’s about a sister doing it to herself in a no-man’s-land—until Jude Law shows up at the door and gives a gut-wrenching story about a single father. It is at this point that Diaz’s scorned sister realizes that she needs a man after all.

Yes, welcome to Holidayan endless Christmas treat (all 2 hours and 16 minutes of it) in which two broken women – movie trailer producer Diaz, Amanda, and Kate Winslet The Daily Telegraph Journalist, Iris – Exchange Houses for Christmas. (“Are there men in your town?” “Zero.” “When can I come?”). Inevitably, they find love on both sides of the pond: Amanda with the faux-complex Graham, played by Lou, in the British countryside; and Iris with the disturbingly innocent film composer Miles, played by Jack Black, in glitzy Los Angeles. “I love tacky,” says Iris. And he really is.

Holiday Somehow it’s become a perennial Christmastime news favorite (turn on ITV4 at this very second, Holiday almost certainly). Sure, like the stench Santa Claus: The Movie And the Jingle all the wayBut Holiday It is more than just a dollop of ceremonial buttercream. Holiday, the kind of emotional idiocy that can curdle an eggnog has legitimized a Hallmark movie, or cheap, nauseating relationships with made-for-television sentiment. Indeed, the film’s bewildering popularity — $205.8 million at the box office and seasonal ubiquitous run behind Santa, is just im! And Christ Himself – He Killed It All High Quality Christmas Movie. follow from Holiday, the genre was dominated by a plethora of unlucky-in-love comedies – all full of quirky kawinkidink ideas and cute misunderstandings. Most of it is currently clogging up your algorithms on Netflix and appears to star Vanessa Hudgens.

I knew Holiday It was a problem before I applauded it. On Christmas 2006, I did a bit of a gender stereotype: I went to see Casino Royale on one of the many screens; My partner and aunt went to see Holiday On the other hand. After meeting me in the lobby afterwards, my partner gave me a full report. I was engrossed in the final minutes of Daniel Craig’s Bond reinvention of old tough boots – almost to the second that Craig finally said, “Name Bond. James Bond” – and my aunt stood up during it HolidayThe end credits and he loudly announces, “This was the best movie I’ve seen in ages!” My dear old Aunt—who was not known for a critical eye—was the harbinger of the waffle Holiday He’ll visit me every Christmas like an unwelcome Santa, not down the chimney but across the ITV schedules.

Written, directed and produced by Nancy Meyers (from Something must be given And the father of the bride fame), Holiday It’s like the movie I grew up on a bad diet Really love And the Bridget Jones Diaries. The result is the flashbacks of women who fall into unpleasant outfits; serious men in the stomach; and a fairytale-like country house in Surrey, where men like Jude Law seem to work through magic to seduce troubled women without any threat.

Amanda is a painfully high-maintenance wine-hour stereotype. “I want to eat carbs without wanting to kill myself,” she says, terrified of aging. Too listless to be properly loved, she hasn’t cried since she was fifteen. Fear not: 45 minutes with Jude Law will have her crying like a proper woman pretty soon. Iris, who’s trying to leave behind Rufus Sewell’s adulterer Jasper, is a hot mess — pining for men and breaking down at the mere mention of the word “single.”

men in Holiday not better. Lou’s character is a dreamy widower, though healthy banter with his daughters would likely make any real-life father instantly sick. He talks about self-analysis of psychosis and admits to having “the classic male problem of not following through”—that is, not calling up the women he sleeps with—as Joey from friends but conscientiously. It’s also prone to streaks that need it most Jerry MaguireLike the case. “I finally know what I want and it’s a miracle,” he told Amanda. “And what I want is you.” (A serious single father as love interest is a staple of modern celebratory romantic comedies, usually with a wise-beyond-her-years daughter doing some matchmaking on his behalf.)

Meanwhile, Black’s personality is too sugary for his own good. There isn’t a man in existence who can’t recognize lines like “I’m just one woman at a time” for being exactly that: a line. The only decent slave here is Arthur, played by Eli Wallach, an old screenwriter whom Iris befriends in Los Angeles. Arthur’s job is to go back to the golden age of Hollywood and explain the tropes of romantic comedies. In fact, Holiday He tries the Christmas pudding and eats it too, convincing himself that he is self-conscious. Watch Amanda imagine her love life in the form of Hollywood movie trailers, or Miles sing the score graduation While Dustin Hoffman suddenly appears nearby.

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The irony is that a movie about being a classic Hollywood tale, as seen in the endless chatter about old scripts and scores, encouraged the trend getting worse in Christmas movies. In the eternal mission of pumping out easy content, Netflix has released a series of eye-catching picks, holidayLight romances: Princess Switch Movies. Knight Before Christmas; Christmas Inheritance; Christmas prince; Holidays; And the Christmas castle — all intentionally awful, watch them all semi-ironically (but watch nonetheless), usually feature a lackluster star name, plus a supporting cast of actors who, sadly, can’t act.

Cameron Diaz and Jude Law in The Holiday

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Cameron Diaz and Jude Law in The Holiday

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These are Hallmark movies by any other name — in fact, many of them were produced by the Motion Picture Corporation of America, which also produces the Hallmark Channel. Holiday Making this type of movie go legit. The latest offender is Netflix Falling at Christmas, in which spoiled heiress Lindsay Lohan falls off a mountain, develops amnesia and falls in love with a chamelzi, single father. You can also get swept up in the completely bizarre – but at least – fun Paul Feig last christmas In this category is a movie about heart transplants, ghosts, pro-immigration sentiment, and the works of George Michael.

Don’t get me wrong, there is a place for a Christmas trash movie. As a kid, I was happy to wake up during the school holidays and watch that TV movie about Fred Savage befriending a tramp. For every decent effort in a Christmas movie now – rare, in all honesty, as Kurt Russell Santa Caper Christmas records – We got three (yeah, three) princess switch-s. Being bad has become mainstream. I blame Holiday.

The worst part, of course, is that I get to watch them all. annually. Because what is Christmas if not an exercise in enduring the worst of the year, all in the name of tradition?

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